Look at these!! Just look at them!! They look like something which just crawled out of my brocolli. But they're not! They are my first pathetic attempts at crochet ..
These crawled out of my brocolli ... can you see the resemblance?
I'm upset .. i'm very upset. All night it took me to get just a few caterpillars. All night, and all morning. I have a headache and my fingers have gone funny, so twisted and contorted were they whilst trying to co-ordinate all the different strands along side the hook, whilst maintaining some level of tension! What is it? What's wrong with me? Children can crochet, why can't I? Is my tension too tight? Is my yarn to thin? My hook too thick? What am I doing wrong? I wanted a square - just a square, one little square .. and after much persevereance, I got ... a savoy cabbage leaf shape ... I have plans .. grand designs! I will learn how to do this. Even if my family goes hungry, my house turns into a squat and I get square eyes looking at Youtube.
Unless anyone has any tips ?